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| Alien Predators (1987)
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Three American tourists and a NASA scientist battle aliens in the creepy little town of
Duarde, Spain. |
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| Alien vs. Predator (2004)
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Two vicious alien species duke it out in a secret underground
temple in the Antarctic. Naturally some unlucky humans get caught between the warring factions and must find a way to
survive the onslaught. [This was my contribution to the VS. Roundtable.] |
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| The Alligator People (1959)
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A woman searches for her missing husband at a
strange mansion in the Louisiana bayou, only to find that he's mutating into an alligator! The
main attraction in this film is Lon Chaney Jr.'s performance as a hook-handed drunk that hates
alligators and women! |
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| The Ape (1940)
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Boris Karloff stars as a mad scientist who
prowls at night in a gorilla costume, in search of spinal fluid for his experiments. |
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| Arena (1989)
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Young Steve Armstrong attempts to become an intergalactic boxing champion! Does this
puny human have what it takes to go the distance against alien beings?! [Part of the Boxing of the Future Team Up with the KO Picture Show.] |
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| The Beast of Hollow Mountain (1956)
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A carnivorous dinosaur gives an American cowboy and his Mexican neighbors some grief in this
grand-daddy of all dino-western films! |
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| Beware! The Blob (1972)
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This is the embarrassing sequel
to 1958 classic The Blob! The man-eating
slime from outer space devours the denizens of a small town until it is frozen on an ice-skating
rink. [This review is part of the BLOB FAMILY PICNIC roundtable!] |
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| The Dungeonmaster (1985)
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A computer nerd uses his technical know-how (and handy supercomputer) to defeat Satan in mortal combat! |
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| Fear No Evil (1981)
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Death by dodgeball, a bloody baptism, and other supernatural
happenings highlight this (ocassionally homoerotic) tale of a teenage antichrist. [This film was chosen by readers like you in the first ever
"Torture the Vault Master" poll!] |
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| The Fog (1980)
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John Carpenter's creepy supernatural classic! A small
seaside village is blanketed by an eerie fog full of vengeful ghosts! |
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| Frankenstein vs. the Creature from Blood Cove (2005)
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William Winckler's loving homage to classic creature films from
the 1950s! Frankenstein's Monster is once again resurrected and dukes it out with a rampaging, biogenetically
engineered Gillman! |
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| Godmonster of Indian Flats (1973)
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A black man looks to buy realty in an Old West tourist town, but
runs afoul of the town's secret society, or some such nonsense. And, oh yeah, there's also a giant mutant sheep on the loose!
[Winner of the October - November 2008 Torture the Vault Master poll.] |
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| Infra-Man (1975)
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When Princess Dragon Mom appears and threatens
the existence of humanity, only a kung-fu fighting cyborg called "Infra-Man" can stop her and her
army of monsters from conquering the world! |
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| Island Claws (1980)
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The residents of a small Floridian isle find themselves
under attack by legions of angry crabs and one, giant, roaring crab-monster. (This review is part of the
B-Movie Beach Party Mega-Roundtable.) |
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| The Johnsons (1992)
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Movies don't get much weirder than this! Seven
evil sons must impregnate their sister. The resulting offspring is prophesied to be an ancient Amazonian
god that will destroy the world! |
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| The Monster Squad (1987)
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A group of misfit kids puts their courage (and monster
knowledge) to the test when their small town is invaded by Dracula, a Wolfman, a Mummy, a Gillman,
and Frankenstein's Monster! |
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| My Bloody Valentine (1981)
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The tiny Canadian town of Valentine Bluffs is terrorized by
a pick-axe wielding killer that hates Valentine's Day. |
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| Space Amoeba (1970)
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An alien entity hitches a ride on an
unmanned space probe that falls to Earth. The evil "space amoeba" lands near a tropical paradise
and begins terrorizing the natives by mutating various sea creatures into giant monsters! (This review is part of the
B-Movie Beach Party Mega-Roundtable.) |
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| Transformers: The Movie (1986)
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Optimus Prime and the brave Autobots continue
their battle against Megatron and the evil Decepticons. Unbeknownst to both sides, they will soon
have to fight for their lives against a planet-eating entity named Unicron! [This
is my contribution to the "Reviewers in Disguise" team-up with Badmovies.Org! Read Andrew's review HERE!]
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| Uncle Sam (1997)
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A soldier killed by "friendly fire" during
the Gulf War returns to his hometown as a homicidal patriotic zombie! "Draft dodgers, tax cheats,
crooked politicians, and flag-burners beware: Uncle Sam wants you... DEAD!" |
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| Uninvited (1988)
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A group of people on a luxury yacht are terrorized by a venomous
mutant cat puppet in this "so bad it's good" schlockfest. |
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| The Valley of Gwangi (1969)
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Cowboys attempt to capture prehistoric monsters from "The Forbidden Valley" in
order to gain a profit. Naturally things go wrong and soon, a very aggressive (and hungry) Tyrannosaurus(?) is on the loose! Ray Harryhausen rules!
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| Yor, The Hunter from the Future (1983)
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In this delightfully cheesy Italian post-apocalyptic
fantasy adventure, a blonde warrior (Reb Brown) battles his way across a world full of dinosaurs,
cavepeople, and robots in his quest to discover his true identity. |
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My Rating System: The b-movies
and cult films reviewed here at the Vault are rated according to their "radioactivity." The more radioactive a film is, the better it is!
Anything that doesn't cause you to glow in the dark or mutate is probably not worth watching, but then again, to be a well-rounded
b-movie enthusiast, you have to watch bad movies from time to time.
| Rating | Measurement on the Geiger Counter | In Other Words... |
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| Highly Radioactive! You may grow a new appendage primarily used to rewind a movie of this caliber, over and over again! |
This movie is the best of the best! Tons of fun and highly rewatchable! |
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| Very Radioactive! May cause you to grow a third eye, thus making your viewing experience even more enjoyable! |
This movie makes for a worthwhile viewing experience. |
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| Radioactive! The T.V. will bask in your glow! |
This movie is a good way to kill some time on a boring evening or rainy afternoon. |
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| Somewhat Radioactive. More radiation and enjoyment can be had by sticking your head in a microwave at ten second intervals. [Note: Doing so is, in reality, hazardous to your health! Don't try it at home kids!] |
This movie is a waste of your precious time. Still, it does have a few redeeming
qualities... |
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| Partially Radioactive. Hardly any detectable amounts of radiation. [You'll find more radioactivity in a septic tank, which is where these
types of movies belong!] |
OUCH! This movie is painful to watch; may cause medical problems. |
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| Hardly Radioactive. A brief blip on the
geiger counter that is usually ignored for the betterment of humanity. |
This rating is usually used in conjunction with others, however, if
a film registers at only a "half-rad" then dispose of it immediately or suffer the consequences! |
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| Not Radioactive. Since our geiger counters can't detect these flicks, many still hide in obscurity to
this day. That's probably for the best. |
Certain death awaits all who watch this! Ye
have been warned! |
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