"Radio City Music Hall, the obliterated location of Mok's failed concert of damnation, is located in 'Nuke York.' WWIII never ends happily for America's largest metropolis."

"In all seriousness though, music can make or break a film, and in this case, the music (particularly the trio of 80's hair metal songs at the climax) saves the day! Without it, Rocktober Blood would just be another throwaway slasher film."

"Alexa, who fulfills the daddy’s little slut role early, is really anxious to go because as Kelly points out, guys only have “one thing” on their mind. Indeed porking hot coeds is cool for most guys but I say avoiding this movie should be top priority for any man, make that human being alive."

"Even though he is rocking out big time, Sammi moves around just a little too gay for someone who is supposed to be a heavy metal badass. I never saw Ozzy sashaying around the stage like that, let me tell you!"

"A gang leader has a chance to achieve success and escape his futile life by singing like Frank Sinatra. If only he could ditch his dirty beatnik gang that will only lead to futility."

"Hard Rock Zombies: a movie so bad that it was banned in Iceland! Given that the quality has in no way improved over the last 20 years, you'll still be violently throttled by big Nordic security guys with croquet mallets at the airport if you try smuggling a copy into the country... that, or Björk will just beat you over the head with a swan."