| Rating | Measurement on the Geiger Counter | In Other Words... |
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| Highly Radioactive! You may grow a new appendage primarily used to rewind a movie of this caliber, over and over again! |
This movie is the best of the best! Tons of fun and highly rewatchable! |
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| Very Radioactive! May cause you to grow a third eye, thus making your viewing experience even more enjoyable! |
This movie makes for a worthwhile viewing experience. |
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| Radioactive! The T.V. will bask in your glow! |
This movie is a good way to kill some time on a boring evening or rainy afternoon. |
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| Somewhat Radioactive. More radiation and enjoyment can be had by sticking your head in a microwave at ten second intervals. [Note: Doing so is, in reality, hazardous to your health! Don't try it at home kids!] |
This movie is a waste of your precious time. Still, it does have a few redeeming
qualities... |
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| Partially Radioactive. Hardly any detectable amounts of radiation. [You'll find more radioactivity in a septic tank, which is where these
types of movies belong!] |
OUCH! This movie is painful to watch; may cause medical problems. |
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| Hardly Radioactive. A brief blip on the
geiger counter that is usually ignored for the betterment of humanity. |
This rating is usually used in conjunction with others, however, if
a film registers at only a "half-rad" then dispose of it immediately or suffer the consequences! |
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| Not Radioactive. Since our geiger counters can't detect these flicks, many still hide in obscurity to
this day. That's probably for the best. |
Certain death awaits all who watch this! Ye
have been warned! |
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