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| Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror (1981)
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Tool-wielding zombies and a creepy midget portraying a child with a severe Oedipal complex, are just some of the highlights of this classic Italian zombie masterpiece. [Guest review written by "Holly Hobgoblin."] |
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| Cannibal Flesh Riot! (2007)
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Two grave-robbing ghouls named Stash and Hub get more than they bargain for when they decide to "dig up some grub" in this fun indie short. |
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| Clash of the Titans (2010)
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This insipid remake of the classic 1981 fantasy film in which a demigod named Perseus must struggle against the Greek gods and monsters, in order to save the kingdom of Argos. |
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| Closed for the Season (2009)
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Two people trapped within a long-abandoned amusement
park have a series of bizarre encounters with the unknown in this mind-warping independent thriller. |
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| Coming Home (2008)
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A gritty and unconventional independent short about one man's quest for
revenge which results in his descent into madness. |
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| Conan the Barbarian (2011)
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Jason Momoa stars as Conan, a lone warrior who wanders the
mythical lands of Hyboria in search of the warlord who killed his father and eradicated his people. Watch the 1982 Ah-Nuld
film instead. |
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| Dai-Nipponjin (2007)
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Hilarious mockumentary about a man who turns into
a giant Japanese superhero and fights monsters. The gutbustingly funny climax makes this one worth seeking out! |
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| Dinosaur Valley Girls (1996)
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An action movie star wishes himself into a prehistoric world full of sex-starved cavegirls, stop-motion dinosaurs,
and goofy cavemen, in this low budget sex comedy. |
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| My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)
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A maniacal miner hacks and slashes his way through the
residents of a small town in this 3D remake of the 1981 classic. |
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| My Demon Lover (1987)
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A girl falls in love with a homeless street musician
who turns into a demon whenever he's sexually aroused. |
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| The Taint (2010)
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When a local water supply becomes tainted with an experimental
"male penile enhancement serum," every man that drinks it becomes a raging, homicidal mysogynist! |
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| Teeth (2007)
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A devout virgin named Dawn discovers that she has been
cursed (gifted?) with a sharp pair of chompers in her "ladyparts," in this twisted horror comedy. [Guest review
written by "Holly Hobgoblin."] |
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| Twilight (2008)
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A teenage girl moves to a small town in Washington state and
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| Zebraman (2004)
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A nerdy schoolteacher transforms into his favorite superhero
to save Japan from malevolent slime creatures from outer space! |
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| Zombieland (2009)
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Four survivors band together for survival in a post-apocalyptic world filled with zombies, in this outrageously fun comedy! |
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My Rating System: The b-movies
and cult films reviewed here at the Vault are rated according to their "radioactivity." The more radioactive a film is, the better it is!
Anything that doesn't cause you to glow in the dark or mutate is probably not worth watching, but then again, to be a well-rounded
b-movie enthusiast, you have to watch bad movies from time to time.
| Rating | Measurement on the Geiger Counter | In Other Words... |
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| Highly Radioactive! You may grow a new appendage primarily used to rewind a movie of this caliber, over and over again! |
This movie is the best of the best! Tons of fun and highly rewatchable! |
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| Very Radioactive! May cause you to grow a third eye, thus making your viewing experience even more enjoyable! |
This movie makes for a worthwhile viewing experience. |
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| Radioactive! The T.V. will bask in your glow! |
This movie is a good way to kill some time on a boring evening or rainy afternoon. |
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| Somewhat Radioactive. More radiation and enjoyment can be had by sticking your head in a microwave at ten second intervals. [Note: Doing so is, in reality, hazardous to your health! Don't try it at home kids!] |
This movie is a waste of your precious time. Still, it does have a few redeeming
qualities... |
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| Partially Radioactive. Hardly any detectable amounts of radiation. [You'll find more radioactivity in a septic tank, which is where these
types of movies belong!] |
OUCH! This movie is painful to watch; may cause medical problems. |
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| Hardly Radioactive. A brief blip on the
geiger counter that is usually ignored for the betterment of humanity. |
This rating is usually used in conjunction with others, however, if
a film registers at only a "half-rad" then dispose of it immediately or suffer the consequences! |
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| Not Radioactive. Since our geiger counters can't detect these flicks, many still hide in obscurity to
this day. That's probably for the best. |
Certain death awaits all who watch this! Ye
have been warned! |
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