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HEARTBREAKERS: The Heart Ache of Jordan Garren!
I jumped in on a blog-a-thon hosted by Z for Zombies in which each writer picked a film that truly broke their heart. Some of the other contributions may surprise you (The Goonies? They Live?! Really?!), but I assure you that the film I chose won't surprise you much at all. (CURSE YOU ROLAND EMMERICH AND DEAN DEVLIN!)
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July 22, 2010
Vault Master's Top Ten Most Ridiculous Shark Movie Moments!
Today marks the 35th Anniversary of JAWS! To celebrate, I came up with a top ten list of the most absurd moments from shark cinema. Some of my choices are pretty obvious (cough, Shark Attack 3, cough), but I think one or two may just surprise you! This top ten list is also part of an eight-day online event called SHARKATHALON; be sure to check out all the shark-related reviews and articles from my fellow online scribes! And "Long live our overlord, the shark!"
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June 20, 2010
Vault Master's TOP TEN FAVORITE RAY HARRYHAUSEN CREATIONS!
In celebration (i.e. retaliation) of the Clash of the Titans remake, here are my top ten Ray Harryhausen creations! Also be sure to check out fellow movie scribe Bill Adcock's joint top ten list over at Radiation-Scarred Reviews!
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April 2, 2010
Vault Master's TOP TEN CULT CHRISTMAS ODDITIES
A holiday-themed top ten list featuring (cult) Christmas films that contain miniature monsters, killer Santas, homicidal snowmen, alien invaders, and Wookiees! (Note: This list still has yet to be completed. Look for the remaining entries this July!)
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December 17 - ?, 2009
Vault Master's TOP TEN KILLER ANIMAL FILMS!
A comprehensive list of my top ten favorite killer animal / nature strikes back / nature gone amok films featuring the likes of Orca, Alligator, and JAWS (of course)!
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March 20 - July 21, 2009
Mondo Movie Night Returns!
Yes, you read that right! Mondo Movie Night has made its triumphant return after a three year hiatus. The movie of the night was "Warrior of the Lost World," a post-apocalyptic "classic" that was a real treat for all of the cult movie fans that attended. While this event wasn't as interactive as past screenings, there were some nifty new additions, as well as an unintentionally hilarious problem with the almost pristine 35MM transfer of the film.
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June 29, 2008
Rogue Cinema Genre Watch - April 2007
April is full of awesome theatrical releases that will make most cult movie fans' mouths water, however the DVD releases aren't much to look at. In theaters you can expect the highly anticipated "Grindhouse," "Hot Fuzz," and quite a few horror flicks and thrillers. On the DVD front, we've got the DVD debut of "Godzilla Raids Again" and "Phantasm III." To see what else you have to look forward to, read this article! (I've also reviewed the following film(s) in this issue: Collision (2007).)
(This article first appeared in Issue #35 of Rogue Cinema.)
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April 1, 2007
Missing Mondo Movie Night
During a recent trip down memory lane, I realized how much I miss going to "Mondo Movie Night." The event died off two years ago, but I can't help but pine over all the fun times I've had. This article is probably the final written piece you'll see concerning this once great event, but who knows, maybe something will come along to take Mondo Movie Night's place. (Sigh... dream on Jordan...)
(This article first appeared in Issue #35 of Rogue Cinema.)
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April 1, 2007
Rogue Cinema Genre Watch - March 2007
March is punctuated by some awesome theatrical releases ("300," "The Host," "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles") and some severely anticpated DVD releases as well! (Which include the likes of "Borat," "Night of the Comet," "Revenge of the Nerds Atomic Wedgie Collection," "The Manitou," "Solarbabies," and more!) So click on over to Rogue Cinema to see what all of us cult movie fans can expect this month! (I've also reviewed the following film(s) in this issue: Not Quite Right: The Movie (2007).)
(This article first appeared in Issue #34 of Rogue Cinema.)
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March 1, 2007
An Interview with Chris and Jim McLennan
Chris and Jim McLennan are the uber-cool married couple that put on last year's first annual Phoenix Fear Film Festival! The event was a great success and they are currently gearing up for the next film fest later this year. To learn more about this cool event and what goes into the planning of a film festival, then read this interview! (I've also reviewed the following films in this issue: The Host (2006), My Big Fat Homeless Berkeley Movie, and Spacemen & Go Go Girls Double Feature.)
(This interview first appeared in Issue #33 of Rogue Cinema.)
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February 1, 2007
Rogue Cinema Genre Watch - February 2007
Not only is February home to such useless holidays as Groundhog Day and Valentine's Day, but it is also a month chock full of awesome cult movie releases in theaters and on DVD! See what's new this month in the latest edition of Rogue Cinema's Genre Watch!
(This article first appeared in Issue #33 of Rogue Cinema.)
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February 1, 2007
An Interview with S. Michael Phillips
S. Michael Phillips is the man behind such films as "Slay Bottle" and "Hippies." With two cinematic successes in his pocket, S. Michael looks to the future of "No Points Productions," which includes a new horror film called "Crowbar" that sounds extremely cool! (I've also reviewed the following films in this issue: Dark Remains, Glacier Bay, and The Red Skulls.)
(This interview first appeared in Issue #32 of Rogue Cinema.)
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January 1, 2007
Rogue Cinema Genre Watch - January 2007
A new year is upon us and the cult movies are beginning to trickle out onto retail shelves, and into movie theaters! January is a fairly quiet month, but expect great things as the year progresses! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
(This article first appeared in Issue #32 of Rogue Cinema.)
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January 1, 2007

I've written so many articles for Rogue Cinema that this page began filling up fast. Therefore I decided to start archiving my older articles so you wouldn't have to scroll for miles down this page. Enjoy my older written works!

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